so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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