I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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