i don't plan on having that self control this summer
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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