I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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