just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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