this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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