no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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