Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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