The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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