You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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