he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
