Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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