don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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