no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Enjoy the penises
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Randomize
