How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Hippo gnu deer
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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