what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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