Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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