One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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