sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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