Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
