You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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