Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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