you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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