talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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