sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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