This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
