Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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