Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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