We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We don't watch enough power rangers
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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