you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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