I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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