consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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