Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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