she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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