At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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