called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize