Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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