so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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