Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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