a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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