its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
well most of my day revolves around power hour
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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