Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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