Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
It's never too late to be topless.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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