OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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