I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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