Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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