He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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