I'm going to jail i love you
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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