walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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