Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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