Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
It's rum buckets o'clock
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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