Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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