question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
birth control should be required to get into college
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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