So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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