TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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